And Monkeys Need Good Feng Shui Because…?

And Monkeys Need Good Feng Shui Because…?

we live about 7 minutes away from the L.A. Zoo.

i see they’ve had a feng shui consultant in to make sure the new monkey pens are qi-optimal. it cost $4,500. now, given that feng shui is supposed to increase your wealth and make your love life good, exactly why is it primates who have no use for the cash economy and pretty much get it on whenever and wherever with whoever–why do they need feng shui again?